Nude Dawgs In Da Den

Diz iz ChaCha portin in.  Itz bin a while sins mi lass collum anna Eye habs lotsa stuff tew tawk boutz.  Diz time it mite bee kina long to get U alla da pupdatez onna stuff.

FURST, we gotts a cuppla nude dawgs atta hour den.  Connor anna Hunter RRR reskews dat Mom anna Ant Nita got outta jail lass Safflowerday.   Daze wot is cawled “Owner Turn Ins” (woteber dat meens).  Day wuz stinky anna dirtee, anna hadded long nales anna dirtee teef.  Mom anna Ant Nita took dem strate tew fur a b*ff (four-ledder werd) anna groomed dam all up.   Connor iz 9 anna Hunter iz 7. 

Day luks kina like us Nitewuds shelpeas butts Connor iz BERRY skinee anna Hunter iz phat.  His niknaim iz TELLA-TUBBIE.  He liks jililty butts iz tew ole anna phat tew run mush.

Connor habs sumfing wrong wiff his ears anna he kint heer berry gud.  Mi Mom iz gonna takes hem tew da TED (that’s The Evel Doktor) nest week fur diz anna hiz teefies tew gets kleened.

Enny howl, daze gonna stai wiff usins for a kuppla weeks anna we will keep U posted onna dare venshurs.

Da udder nudes iz Tyler, mi udder brudder, wint tew Weevie Kamp atta Ant Nita’s.  Eye wint lass yeer butts sounds like darez bin lotsa nude trakshuns added tew kamp sins Eye wuz dare:  Swimming inna da Kreek, Hunting baby skwerrils, Culinary Skool to eat da baby skwerrils, anna a NUDE BIG SCREAM TB…Imma snot shur wot else Ant Nita habs added butt it iz sew mush funfunfun dis yeer dat Tyler habs d’sided tew lib wiff Ant Nita anna Unca John fureber…Wail, he shud, sins he’s naimed afner Unca Jon…cuz win Mom getz mad atta him hur cawls him TYLER JONATHAN!!!!!

Sew datz da nudes…da gud, da bad anna da uglee…..

ChaCha, da rover repawrter

Mi Nude Dawg Furiends

Diz hear iz ChaCha, da rover repawter, schekin in.

Jes hadda tale U bouts da stranjest Dawgz Eye'b eber scene. Eye met deez dawgz lass weekend atta mi furiend's den. Day were
HUGE, berry long laigz anna hadded berry long necks…dare eers stukk strate up anna dey turned dare haids
bak anna fourth, lissenin anna lukin.

We tried fens fightin butt dey jes stood dare anna luk'd atta usins anna cawled usins stooped. Den we were tryin tew fine a hole inna da fense sew we cud go pawlay wiff dem, butts mi HuMom sed dey wudn't pawlay wiff usins…dey wud jes step onna usins. Mi HuMom alsew sed hur cud see da hurding stink in usins, jes washin howl we akted atta da fense.

Dare iz one naimed Spot. Hur luks like a mismarkt juuurrrraph butts hurz beeoootiful. Hur camed tew da fense pawtendin hur wanted tew be petted butts win mi HuMom wint tew pets hur, hur walked aweigh.

Mi HuMom sed dey rrrr called Llamas butts Eye nose dey rrrrr big dawgs.

Sew dats da latest inna da Land ob Bark.

Sniff ya later,
ChaCha, da rover repawter

PAWS ON DA PAVEMINT

Dis iz ChaCha , da ROVER Repawter fur B’Arkansas Agility Dogs, portin on da Paws on da Pabemint ebent benefittin
Central B’Arkansas Reskew Effurt, at Murry Pawrk lass weekend.

Eye din’t gettu go cuz miMom sez Imma SkeertyKat butts my nude sisser, Harper Lee wint wiff miMom. Mi udder brudder,
Sky anna Ant Nita wented, tew. Day hadded a grape (eben purple) time wiff alla hour friends. Dare wuz booffs wiff lotsa
dawggie stuff and food glorius food fur boff humons anna dawggies.

Dare wus dawggies inna reskew dat wus lukin fur Fureber Dens anna dare wuz dawggies dat wuz in dare Fureber dens,
dat jes came bak tew frank ebberyone fur makin dare nude libes pawssible.

Da day started wiff a 10K runrunrun fur da peoples, followed bi a mile walk fur da peoples wiff dare dawgs. Harper Lee anna
miMom walked da mile. Harper acted tired befur da end anna miMom carried hur da lass quarta mile butts hur was fakin it
cuz hur wint anna ran gility. (Eye wud ob walked da hole mile.)

Den dare wuz sum gility demos goin on anna Harper anna miMom showed dare stuff. Harper wuz ON anna hur made
miMom pawroud. (U c, Harper habbint bin libin wiff usins berry long…sew miMom habs tew make hur feel wailcome.)

Sew Paws iz ober fur anudder yeer . We hopes day maid lotsa green papers (dats money fur U humons) fur da reskewd
dawgs anna kitties anna meebee nest yeer, Eye won’t bee sew skeert anna kin walk anna demo gility tew.

C U NEST TIME!!!
ChaCha, da Rover Repawter